Important information if you want to annoy your neighbors: Bassiest Movie Scenes(Is \”bassiest\” a word?)

Is it any wonder these anti-letterboxing guys also support DIVX?

How not to be boring at a party. Er, not that I have that problem. No, never. I\’m money, baby! I\’m like a big bear with these big fucking claws and fangs and I don\’t know what to do with them(sorry, I watched Swingers again last night).

I just had to post this from The Onion. It totally reminds me of the Michael Bolton character from Office Space.

Ha ha! Take that Microsoft!

Ugh, studying on a Saturday afternoon sucks. Just thought I\’d share my misery.

Simpsons quote of the day:

Fidel Castro: America\’s not so bad. After all, they named a street after me in San Francisco.
(Castro\’s Aide whispers in his ear)
Fidel Castro: It\’s full of what?

I was thinking about applying for an internship at Nerve.com, but there\’s 2 problems:

1. It\’s in New York. I\’d love to move there, but not at this point in my life.
2. What would I tell my parents? \”Mom, I work for an erotica site. Send money.\”

Responsibilityuns, Character-Building Puffs, Reputables? Sounds like food my dad would make.

At first I thought this was really cool, but then I was reminded that I\’m not a teen anymore. Now I\’m depressed.